Let’s be real, naming a pet is no easy feat! With a seemingly infinite amount of names available… how exactly do you go about choosing just one for your pet’s entire life?!
Aside from the struggle of having to narrow things down to one name, most of us also are tasked with the responsibility of trying to come up with something “cool” and “unique”… which only further complicates the process more.
But, the good news about all of this? We’ve formulated a MASSIVE list of the best Bearded Dragon names on the internet below for you to peruse to help answer the simple yet loaded question of, “Just what should I name my bearded dragon?”
So, if you’re looking for some great Bearded Dragon names suggestions… just keep reading!
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Note: The names below are organized by categories, which can best be navigated by using the table of contents below.
See a category that speaks to you? Cool, click the title and be taken right to the list of names.
OR if you’re not particular to any specific kind of name, feel free to scroll the post at your own pace.
Just remember, you can’t rush finding and settling on the perfect name for your new Beardie.
Table of Contents
Girly or Feminine Names for Female Bearded Dragons
Is your bearded dragon an ultra-girly princess in a spiky disguise? Yeah?! Well, then consider the following name suggestions!
Also… looking for all things girly for your bearded dragon? Check out this girly harness and leash set!
Male Bearded Dragon Names
Picking the perfect male bearded dragon name can be a little tricky… you want some masculine but also cutes-y in the way pet names are supposed to be! If you need a good male name that isn’t too serious but also dignifies the gender of your dragon, then check out the list below!
Funniest Bearded Dragon Names
I don’t know about you, but in my opinion, there’s just something about a funny pet name that just seems to set the bar really high in terms of creativity points. Also, bonus points if it’s slightly demeaning, insulting, or just plain awkward (It’s not like they’ll know…).
- Snaggle Tooth
- Big Daddy
- Lizanardo Da Vinci
- Queen Elizardbeth
Cute Bearded Dragon Names
The cutest dragon deserves nothing less than the cutest name! Check out our suggestions:
- Itty Bitty
- Small Fry
Unsexed Bearded Dragon Names
Unsure of your bearded dragon’s gender? No worries, these unisex names are just what you need! On a sidenote: If you do want to determine the gender of your pet, check out this post HERE!
Badass Bearded Dragon Names
Think your beardie is a total badass or bad babe? You’re right! A dragon as tough as yours deserves an ultra badass name, consider the following:
- Magnum (slayer of crickets and demolisher of roaches!)
- Darth Vader
Baby Bearded Dragon Names
Got a group of or a single hatchling and need name(s) fast? Fear not! There’s plenty of baby-appropriate names to choose from on the list below…
- Small Fry
Harry Potter Bearded Dragon Names
Some people just really like Harry Potter and if you’re one of them, then you’ll definitely love the names listed below!
Game of Thrones Bearded Dragon Names
Love all things Game of Thrones? Then why not name your new scaly friend after a character or creator?! Check out our top recommendations below!
Also…check out these amazing bearded dragon wings and leash to really bring out the dragon in your bearded dragon!
So, there you have it! These are just some of the more unique and cool names you can consider naming your bearded dragon. I hope you found this list helpful!
Be sure to tell me what YOUR favorite name on the list was or leave suggestions below if you think I forgot to mention some great names. Who knows, I might just add them to the list!